A Silly Rigged Cricket Match Fools A Billion Indian and Pakistani Fools

1. A cricket match between rich professional cricket player from India and Pakistan in Punjab after Mumbai terrorist attacks. 
2. Potentially thousands of crores of dough is at stake through bookies. 
3. Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh invites his counterpart puppeteer Pakistani Prime Minister Gilani to attend the match. Apparently this is supposed to help better the relationship between these two nations.
4. Rahul Gandhi and Sonia Gandhi, Chief Dumbo Officer of Indian National Congress and Chief Operations Officer of of Indian National Congress along with a bunch of hot and homo Bollywood idiots are on the VIP spectators list. Missing from this list are Rajinikanth, Kamal Hasan, Amitabh Bachan, Aishwarya Rai and of course the Farter in Chief, Deepika Padukone. 
5. Sachin Tendulkar gets dropped 4 times, one by Misbah Ul Haq. 
6. Misbah Ul Haq bats like an idiot possessed to guarantee an Indian cricket 'World Cup' 'victory'. 
7. Pakistani bowlers bowl wides straight to the boundary.
8. Umar Gul suddenly forgets bowling for a few overs. 

Someone tell me that this cricket match was not rigged. Dumb desis, they could have used this opportunity to protest against the rampant corruption in India even if that effort would have been totally futile.  Mera Bharat Not Mahaan.  Misbah should be granted and forced to accept Indian citizenship with residence in Bihar.  Pakistan Zindabad!